"LIBS - BTO"
It's been a long time I have been striving to make a product release. The alpha version was in constant revision for over 10-12 yrs. In spite of rigorous testing there are still some bugs in this software. This version works on most known OS but may have some problems with peripheral devices. In case u encounter any problem please mail me your system configuration and I promise to write a driver/fix for that. (I am available 24/7/365 for product support).
I like to believe that everything should be free hence I am making a release under Open Source and details can be viewed under GNU license agreement. The software is for use in as is where is condition and the users should be responsible for any system crash or any such events. (Though author may show full sympathy but in no case there be any financial reimbursements)
Whew... now the legal stuff is over let me tell u what u can do with this software.
I have written software in simple ENGLISH language that interacts directly with the neural network of ur brain and changes original configurations and default settings. Once installed it mutates within the system to form a unique viewpoint towards life and is designed to give "maximum happiness" to the user in his pursuits in life.
I have been unable to un-install the software from my OS but have been able to successfully update it with a newer version. So people who do not update it regularly my be struck with this version forever (it may mutate into something negative in which case u need the updates badly).
Users/ Programmers can add additional rules by writing in simple ENGLISH language (if u have problems with the language I can recommend several authors who have written in COMPLEX english language. If u can't reduce it to SIMPLE english shoot me an email we can collaborate)
Last warning to non-tech people. If u wish not to install this in the neural networks of your brain then please do not read any further.
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It's like a magic spell u can't take it back:) This peice of code may appear to u as a gibbrish. However, it is a clever program written just to give that interpretation. It is essentially a program that runs as a background process eventually taking control of the entire system.
Every product must have a name this is "LIBS - BTO beta -version 2.0.1 ", release date 13th Jan 2003
Its not just another vague acronym it has a profound meaning get ur taste buds ready......
"Life Is Bull Shit - But Tasty One!!"
// **** Installation Starts here... ***//
- U live in present. All ur achievements/happiness will come in a moment (even if it is sometime in future, when future becomes present)
// *** The kernel of the code, legacy code form alpha versions works well ***//
- Whatever u strongly believe in will come true. Not instantly, but eventually (Take away time as a dimension and everything is a possible) //*** This is a major bug fix from the alpha version and has stabilized the code. It has added to its better performance and efficiency ****//
- All ur plans terminate at death so don't delay ur pleasures for 2morrow / some time later
- Do not look for reasons to have a good time / laugh or act spontaneously
//*** feature form the legacy code ***//
- You will always have doubts/fear/insecurity: revel in unknown don't be threatened by it
//*** new feature provides comfort level in who we are ***//
- You will never get the entire picture but only its fragments (That's all u ever really need)
// *** In the earlier version I tried to implement it in totality , was a major bug took years to debug , seems stable now ***//
- Do not let mediocre people browbeat u to become one of them. B what u want to B
// *** some people have difficulty installing this part of code, they can try recompiling or reloading ***//
- U know all this but u do not get it as u may have code in COMPLEX english
// *** Warning code works best when it is a clean install,it wont mutate ***//
- U will forget all of this (but now code is in you, it has already mutated and u are infected, It may strike any time and u will loose control of your brain or its illusion)
// *** If u are getting BSOD then reboot the OS ***//
This is not final relese version of LIBS - BTO and several user-friendly features may be added on demand.
This is meant for constant revision. U can develop ur own version to run with this program all u need is proficiency in writing in simple ENGLISH.
sorry folks u need to learn this hard way, it takes lots of owl hours :)
I have found the present kernel to work best.
Suggestions and bug fixes are welcome If u find that ur code should be added to this program please mail me. For helping me improve this software ur name will be recognized in further releases I have full control over any further additions, ur code will be tested and only then will be released.
Sorry folks u have to relinquish any copyright for the general good of populace. As u can see i have devoted much time and energy in this effort ;)
//*** don't forget the proper documentation. No complex ENGLISH codes and codes borrowed form other sources may be given a consideration but original tweaks will be given preferences ***//
This product will change the concept of software forever. It is too advance a concept for its time with time more OS will support it and a community of faithful users and programmers will enrich it.
Happiness and fulfillment for all !!!
Not for commercial use. Free for distribution with copyright notices ;) u may add ur own code ( in simple ENGLISH please) but all the existing codes must appear in its entirety.
//*** this is essential for program to mutate ***//
The only way to unlearn this is by eating the mouse pointer in front of u :):):) then u must exclaim loudly three times LIBS - BTO in a single breath along with its version number and release date.
//*** This may appear to be a stupid act to every one else, try it only in extreme conditions of distress better way is to get a update again send error messages and system details for updates //
Have fun and infect as many unsuspecting minds as u can. This way we can gain world domination. Only people with knowledge of simple ENGLISH can reprogram the system.
More power to real nerds who want to change the Original Software and hack into System which was never previously been hacked by any one before!!
Gotchaa ...... now that's what I do with my leisure :):):)
© Ratish
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